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People Always Think Of Werewolves

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Created on 2014-11-08 00:44:47 (#2341469), last updated 2015-08-20 (109 weeks ago)

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Name:Malia
Birthdate:Mar 24
Hello there. Welcome to my little corner of the Internet. My name is Malia, and I will be your flight attendant today. I swear, I don't bite... much and even then you have to ask me. While we're at it, don't ask me something unless you want me to actually do what you're asking or at the very least consider it. No guarantees, but I will usually do what I'm asked unless it's stupid, degrading to either me or you, involves Jell-o, whipped cream or any other food item going in any place other than someone's mouth unless we're talking about fake blood made of chocolate syrup and food coloring and requires me to humiliate myself or you in games of impromptu lacrosse at 2 A.M.

Beyond that the rules are simple.
1. Don't be an ass on my journal. Don't ridicule my friends or even my enemies if they happen to show up.
2. Don't objectify anybody, and especially not me. If I hear the words "Malia has nice tits." I will kick you in the ass so fast your ears'll bleed from the sound waves.
3. Don't be an ass. I've said it before but it bears repeating.
4. Don't spew religion at me. I will spit in your face. I don't care what you do or don't believe, but this is my space, and I'm not hear to be preached at. If I wanted that, I'd go the fuck to church.
5. Have fun. If you're not enjoying yourself, remove me. I really don't care. No hard feelings.
6. If you have questions, ask me. There's not any such thing as a stupid question. The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked.
Now for a little about me. I was born in March. I love the color silver, though not the metal. I adore dark chocolate. I like autumn but hate the rains because they fuck up my hair. I'm actually a people person and I'd burn incense every single day if I could.

I will read almost anything, but there's a special place in my fuzzy little heart for horror, especially gothic horror, especially especially Fall of the House of Usher. I will watch almost anything but Nightmare Before Christmas is my favorite movie of all time. If I'm having a shitty week, watch that with me. It's like comfort food.

Speaking of. Chocolate and pasta. Feed me an Italian dinner followed by something chocolate, and I'll be your friend for life...Unless you turn into an asshole in which case all bets are off but I'll still thank you for the food.

My favorite school subjects are the sciences (especially psychology and sociology) and languages, all of them. I'm also pretty fond of history. Sadly chemistry was ruined for me by a teacher who is a total doucheface and a chauvinist to boot and insisted on the importance of male role models in all our lives. I told him to his face he left his brain back in the 40s.

Aaand that's pretty much it. Pretty much if you add me, I'll add you back, unless I see something in your profile that would make me not want to and you can feel free to add.

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a+, asshole avoidance, bags of holding, being out there, being strong, biking, biting people to show affection, black, black dresses, black leather, black sheep, blood, cakewrecks, catastrophes, catlike possessiveness, chocolate, coyotes, curly fries, derek hale's jacket, eating assholes for dinner, fangs, food, fucking up pack dynamics, green, italian food, kentucky fuck chicken, kitchen disasters, leaping tall assholes with a single snark, learning new things, lgbtq, lgbtq rights, my bicycle, my friends, my nonexistent car, pasta, pissing contests with werewolves, platform heels, playing tricks, prochoice, psychology, public transit, running, shadows, silver, sneaking, sociology, taco bell, touching the untouchables, trampling your expectations, weres, wolves, youtube
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